Nämä muutama olivat sellaisia, että minun oli pakko saada ne itselleni talteen... älkää pahastuko, jättäkää lukematta jos moraali ei kestä. Näissä vain on jotain, olen aina ollut hulluna mietelauseisiin... Täältä löytyy alareunan valikoista taatusti mietelause tilanteeseen kuin tilanteeseen, tarkoituksella linkitin muualle kuin seksiaiheisiin ensin, ettei kenenkään lukijan silmät tipahda päästä. 

"My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'." Ruby Wax

Writing is a lot like sex. At first you do it because you like it.
Then you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like.
But if you're any good at all...you end up doing it for money.

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
Steve Martin.

"I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls."
Groucho Marx

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen.

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
Edgar Wallace.

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
--Garry Shandling

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
And it always feels good.
--Lora Brody, author of Growing Up on the Chocolate Diet